Take another heave of inspiration because this is something you deserve. You deserve to be richly rewarded in your life, seeing as though you are an open-minded (and open hearted person) who always has place in your life for crossing the color bar and broadening your cultural horizons. But the reality is that, well, life is still real. Still to this day, there are far too many people out there who won’t be taking kindly to your liberal overtures.
For goodness’s sake, dude, you’re looking for trouble if you start strumming your guitar before a buxom and pretty hot Latino girl before you present her with your first rose, shyly and gentlemanly avoiding a kiss. Because before you know it, this girl’s jealous brother will be flexing his tattooed muscle before you and, let’s just say, ruining just your fine suit of clothes if you’re lucky. No, what you need and deserve is this.
Today, you can go Latin dating as much as you like. But you will have to save the gorgeous Latino salsa and tango moves for much later. This is because your Latino dating will be happening online. It’s an opportunity for you to establish a good friendship before crossing the divide and never having to damage egos or break hearts. And after a long while, after everyone around you has finally decided to grow up and show up and shut up, you can go right ahead and meet the parents.
But you have been warned. If you go this way, it’s going to be for keeps. You’re going to have to tie the knot and you’d better show up on time for church. Sunday mass every week. Well, you were warned.